November 2011
2 posts
Me (jokingly whining): Give me a massage! It's my day off, I deserve to be pampered!
Boyfriend: ...you want me to buy you some diapers?
October 2011
5 posts
Hell isn’t so dreadful, not compared to Ecology Camp, and especially not...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Damned
Confession:
I watched my boyfriend shave today for the first time ever (I think?). The faces he was making in the mirror as he was striving to make things perfect were fucking sexy. I wanted to pounce on him right then and there. Instead, we got in the shower together to get ready to go out. I kneeled down to pick up the scrubby when I dropped it, and when I stood up, I hit my ass on the faucet. Hard. ...
I’m a jerk and kind of neglected my Tumblr for the past few months!
July 2011
23 posts
2 tags
June 2011
29 posts